Tuesday, April 12, 2005

I have never laughed this "hard"

So I'm reading Maddox's "How To Kill Yourself Like A Man" and got to 'Hold Your Breath.' He states the following:

What you need: balls.

How to do it: this is similar to strangling yourself, but the difficulty level is hard. Harder than a priest at a playground.

Right there I fell off my chair, tears streaming, and maybe a little pee even came out. Holy shit was that funny, pun intended.

1 comment:

jim miller said...

nice...i will try HARD to use that sometime soon. sense of humor is related to I.Q., it has to be. of course there are those silly girls that laugh at everything i say, even when i tell them to get lost. hmmm...{scratching my bald head}