Saturday, May 07, 2005

Because I like banging my head against the wall.

God bless Craiglist. I hadn't checked it out in a few weeks, and it gets flooded with new job postings almost every day. Today's batch of resumes went out to probably a half-dozen more places, including a few writing and/or editing jobs, a few of which are oriented around the adult entertainment industry. Yes, dear readers, I could be getting paid to review porn sites very soon. Remember this moment when either

a) I try to run for President and some asshole brings this up, or
b) I get rich and famous and you thought my prurient interests would never amount to anything.

If there's one thing I love and never get enough of (or any, for that matter), it's sex. Might as well find a way to make money with it. This could be the only way for me, since male prostitution doesn't seem too lucrative, and I have no idea how to bring my endowedness unto the porn industry. Hey, we all gotta start somewhere.

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