Monday, July 18, 2005

ahem

matrix2681: The Crow was ok until a race of emo kids sprung up and started acting like that all the time.
matrix2681: oh i am so sad
the destroyer of worlds am i
my herpes sore is blazing
woe
is
me
.
matrix2681: Now it's just old hat.
Prime01010: your mom was like, "if someone killed us, and you could come back from the dead, would you kill those bad people?" and i was like, "no, but i'd exhume your old corpse and make sweet love to it all over again."
matrix2681: "NURR I GET ALL MY CLOTHES AT HOT TOPIC I AM TEH ORIGINAL"
Prime01010: yeah
matrix2681: I have no response to this.
Prime01010: LOL
matrix2681: Somehow I think admitting you're a necrophiliac kind of sets it up all by itself.
matrix2681: Like, for life.
matrix2681: Anytime now that you come at me making fun of my wee wee or haircut, I'll just show you this post.
matrix2681: And be like "game set match tool"
Prime01010: but it's your MOM
matrix2681: But still.
matrix2681: She'd be dead.
matrix2681: And you'd be porking her.
Prime01010: even in death, she's still a ho-bag
matrix2681: And a worm would probably slither up in your pee hole.
matrix2681: That's not cool.
matrix2681: Nobody likes to invite guys who have worms in their peeholes to a party.
matrix2681: And what about your girlfriend.
matrix2681: What if she finds it?
matrix2681: Are you going to fess up or are you gonna lie and try to make it look like SHE put it there?
matrix2681: "It was like that when I got here, honest"

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