Tuesday, July 19, 2005

The Invasion Has Begun

Prime01010: i'll grab her by the clit and massage her into submission
matrix2681: That's just a distractionary apparatus, like that lantern fish.
matrix2681: Her clit doesn't do anything.
Prime01010: que? lantern fish?
matrix2681: lantern fish.
Prime01010: elucidate
matrix2681: It's a fish.
matrix2681: And it's got this fishing pole looking thing hanging off its forehead
matrix2681: and it's got chemicals in there not unlike what you find within the butt of a lightning bug
matrix2681: and fish see it and i guess they think it's some kind of dance club or something because they swim right in the mouth of the lantern fish.
Prime01010: stupid fish
Prime01010: Darwin RULES
matrix2681: the light-up part is a ball on the end of the "thread" by the way.
matrix2681: RUULES
matrix2681: Anyway.
matrix2681: Yeah her clit is a distractionary measure and while you're busy and she's grunting and biting and cooking you're busy thinking "hey I'm doing something right for once because i'm such a thick bint" and SHE'S busy thinking how best to eviscerate you when the mothership gives the go signal.
Prime01010: sweet
matrix2681: And to be on the safe side don't let her read this because that might expedite the plan on the grounds of her cover being blown.
matrix2681: Also don't tell her my name or where I live, but if you have to mention me, my name is TODD SMITH-JONES.
matrix2681: And I live in Madagascar.
matrix2681: Write it down and memorize it but then eat it.
matrix2681: You're pausing too long between replies. I said DON"T put this in the blog.
matrix2681: YOU ARE GONNA GET ME TEH KILLED
matrix2681: YOU ARE THE WORST BEST FRIEND EVAR!!!11
Prime01010: oh quit crying, you baby
Prime01010: i'm not posting anything.
matrix2681: YOU LIE!
matrix2681: IT IS RIGHT THERE!
matrix2681: THE END IS NEAR!!
Prime01010: no, the end is NIGH

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