Thursday, November 10, 2005

Dear advertisers of the Internet

Just FYI, I will not ever, in this or any lifetime, click on anything you advertise to me through a popup window. In fact, I make it a point NOT to pay attention to these intrusive, bothersome methods of force-feeding me your waste products. Even if there's a naked chick with big bouncy boobs in your ad who speaks to me BY NAME and is begging to have sex with me, I will not click on your popup ads. Ever. Get the picture?

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