Thursday, December 22, 2005

I M FUNNAY

Here's an original Your Momma joke I just made up. Nick asked if I was talking to someone on the phone last night, or if he just dreamed that. I said, "Well, I was talking to my mom, so you were probably just dreaming about her." That's when it hit me. Strap on your funny bones:

Your mom is so fat, it takes 4 people to have a dream about her.

WOOHOO!!!

1 comment:

elvira black said...

Good one. Here's one my b/f told me, though it turns out he didn't think it up:

You're an idiot savant--without the savant.

Now isn't that a tender, romantic sentiment for a girl to get from her boyfriend?