Tuesday, January 10, 2006

I made out with a porn star.

I'm not kidding. File this under OH MY EFFING GOD.

So I'm doing my Sex Herald thing, stream-ripping stuff I have to essentially watch and review, when out of the blue comes somebody I went to high school with. I am SO not kidding. I heard she moved to Miami and got into porn, but I had no proof, thought it was just a rumor she wasn't around to defend against. NOW I HAVE PROOF. It's her. She IDed everything right there in the video. Lives in Miami, grew up in Ohio, near Cleveland, got a BS in Psychology. And it looks just like her. This may just be the weirdest night of my life.

And to think what happened between us under that blanket at her birthday party while the rest of the room watched The Shining. Another time, we watched The Fifth Element together. I used to hang out with her and listen to her bitch about current and former bfs. She used to slip me notes in study hall. She used to hang out at my house EVERY DAY after school when her mom kicked her out. Just goes to show what bad parents reap.

I may need a minute to let this settle in my head. One of the sweetest gals I knew in adolescence has turned porn pro. OMFG indeed.

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