Watching a show on PBS where a guy goes to Bath, England, drinks some mineral water and says, "That tastes bad enough to be good for you."
Lolra: You laughed, that must mean you want to go there!
Me: Titty bar, HAHAHAHA!
Lolra: [frown] That makes no sense.
Me: I laughed, that must mean I want to go there.
Lolra: Oh. You're stupid.